idiot 1: In mens bathroom, checking out his hair in mirror. Splashes some water on his face and runs it through his har. Streams of Red gush down his face, leaving his face interestingly patterned in redish purple sploches, and his clothes splattered.
idiot 2: Watching band in hot sun. Takes her water bottle and pours some water on her head. A purple river rushes down her face leaving a giant purple racing stripe down the center of her face.
Was very amused.
Idiot factor: 3 -- more funny to laugh at than purely idiotic.