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retards of maine [10 May 2004|11:35am]

phatjoe
[ mood | annoyed ]

idiots: ABES of Maine

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I feel sorry for them, considering how incompetent they are as a business, so I can't give them as high of an idiot factor as I would if they had acted sadistically.

idiot factor: 7

/joe

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let's take your car and do.. nothing. [25 Aug 2003|02:10am]

phatjoe
[ mood | annoyed ]

idiots: jim ellis vw service

i've already been convinced in the past that they are incompetent, but this time they held my car for an entire day (dropped off at 10am) before calling me to tell me that they never got around to working on it and they were sorry. what the fuck. now i have to waste another day of my life getting the same exact stuff done that was supposed to be done this time. maybe if i'm lucky the recall flaw that i was bringing the car in for will kill me before they get the chance to fix it.

idiot factor: 7

/joe

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coffee [12 Aug 2003|11:50pm]

yoderyoderyoder

Idiot: yuppie customer

At work last Friday. I emerge from the back room to find a middle-aged white male customer standing at the counter. He is holding a tall (that is, small) cup of coffee with the lid removed. Seeing me, he says, "Excuse me? Could you fill this up? I'm used to getting more coffee than this." (There is about a one-inch gap between the top of the coffee and the top of the cup.) Feeling fairly benign that day, I say only, "Sure." I take the cup and fill it with coffee to the brim. I give it back with a slightly resigned, "Have a nice day." The man then proceeds to the condiment bar with his completely filled cup of coffee. I decide at this point to observe and see what this customer does next. He proceeds to pour out, into the trash can (where any poured liquid will ooze and leak through the trash bag, creating deliciously aromatic and drippy garbage juice---an absolute joy to clean up!), exactly one inch of coffee. He tops the coffee cup off with cream, adds a raw sugar, stirs, replaces the cup lid and walks out the door.

Idiot Factor: 9 and 1/2

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fuckers fuckers fuckers [01 Aug 2003|02:59am]

phatjoe
[ mood | aggravated ]

idiots: mci customer service

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idiot factor: 8+ (the + means currently rising)

/joe

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Drip [25 Jul 2003|02:18pm]

fuzbal
Idiot: A dozen or so punkish kids at warp tour with newly dyed hair... that was rinsing off with water. Two that come to mind--

idiot 1: In mens bathroom, checking out his hair in mirror. Splashes some water on his face and runs it through his har. Streams of Red gush down his face, leaving his face interestingly patterned in redish purple sploches, and his clothes splattered.

idiot 2: Watching band in hot sun. Takes her water bottle and pours some water on her head. A purple river rushes down her face leaving a giant purple racing stripe down the center of her face.

Was very amused.

Idiot factor: 3 -- more funny to laugh at than purely idiotic.
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screeeeech! [25 Jul 2003|01:25pm]

phatjoe
[ mood | annoyed ]

idiot: hot dumb blonde driving a bmw convertible

yet another idiot on the road trying to kill me. this one pulled out in front of me from the right to make a left turn as i was barreling toward a no-stop t-intersection. i had to slam on my brakes to prevent from crushing her to death in her little silver car. the deer-like look in her eyes as she realized what was happening and sheepishly finished her turn was met with a rolling of my eyes as i grumbled to myself. maybe i should have just hit her so i could get to talk to her.

idiot factor: 4

/joe

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no route to host [24 Jul 2003|03:19pm]

phatjoe
[ mood | annoyed ]

idiots: charter communications high-speed internet division

can we learn to run things with better than an 80% uptime please? and can we learn how to configure reverse-DNS, and that it's not a security risk???

idiot factor: 6

/joe

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monopolies suck [22 Jul 2003|04:57pm]

phatjoe
idiots: bellsouth

they're a bunch of fucking retards

idiot factor: 8

/joe
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